Why Can't I Be Clever Like Alito

Great brief quotes from the Alito hearings:

Shumer: Does the Constitution protect free speech?
Alito: Yes, Senator, the First Amendment protects free speech.

Shumer: Well, why can you give me a straight answer on that issue but not give me a straight answer on abortion?

Alito: Because the text of the Constitution explicitly includes the term "free speech".